Salt on the Wounds

Oh, the bitter irony. My mother sent me my recent horoscope from AOL. The universe obviously did want me to be a juror.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) Pisces are generous, friendly, sensitive, popular, artistic, versatile, compassionate and spiritual. You will do well in any of the arts: drama, literature, painting, music, but your compassion also makes you well suited for philanthropy and judicial positions.
And I also can’t believe how spot-on they were with all of my other characteristics! I’ve never felt this understood before. Finally someone appreciates me for the generous, friendly, sensitive, popular, artistic, versatile, compassionate, spiritual, philanthropic, judicious musician that I am.
Cold comfort, my friends. Cold comfort.

3 Responses to “Salt on the Wounds”

  1. Georgia Says:

    Fine.

    I tell you that you cut the distinctive swath across the creative landscape and you scoff. The universe says it and you’re all “Ooh, look at me, I’m a fancy artist type.”
    See?!?!

  2. Jenny Says:

    Aw, c’mon G! Don’t get all. Besides, if you had mentioned the judicial positions like AOL did, I for sure would have believed you!

  3. shari Says:

    The Universe is such a pain in the ass…