15 Responses to “‘Cause I’m Drinking Milk”

1. kat Says:
   April 3rd, 2007 at 9:36 pm

   i am mostly concerned by the fact that your milk seems to turn temporarily urine colored.

2. RW Says:
   April 3rd, 2007 at 10:05 pm

   One of these damn things is not like the other…

3. mainja Says:
   April 3rd, 2007 at 10:09 pm

   where’s the kahlua dammit!?!?!
   brown cow! brown cow! brown cow!

4. jenny Says:
   April 3rd, 2007 at 10:17 pm

   kat: no, that’s actually urine. i was testing to see if my calcium levels had increased.
   RW: you, sir, have a good eye!
   mainja: i’m a little scared of kahlua. one white russian too many…

5. Iron Fist Says:
   April 4th, 2007 at 1:33 am

   I’m so proud…
   Hang in there Jenny, you’re in the homestretch now. The say the first half-gallon of milk is always the hardest. I don’t know who says that, it’s just, you know, something I heard.

6. Dustin Says:
   April 4th, 2007 at 1:36 am

   I won’t lie, for a moment I actually thought you poured a 1 parts beer, 1 parts milk beverage for yourself.

7. jenny Says:
   April 4th, 2007 at 6:56 am

   iron fist: thanks, v! i think you’re right, though – the first day or two were slow going, but now i feel confident i can do it! milk is my friend.
   dustin: it looks that way, doesn’t it? but no – i’ve just developed a taste for a beer chaser after my milk.

8. peefer Says:
   April 4th, 2007 at 9:52 am

   A dairy diary!

9. jenny Says:
   April 4th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

   peef: a lactose log! a cow-juice chronicle! a… okay, i’m done, i guess.

10. RW Says:
    April 4th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! In the first thing there’s a donut and then the donut is gone and the table is empty but the next two show the empty bowl FIRST and only THEN does the cereal fill the bowl so it doesn’t actually go anywhere it just moves from the box to the bowl and so the top sequence should have the donut be not there at first and then suddenly there so that it all makes a kind of milk existential/gestalt type thing until you get to the beer sequence and then the milk either disappears or changes into foam and we all sort of have to take a breath because we feel bad the donut didn’t have a point of origin, it was just sort of there.
    So when are you going to put me out of my misery??

11. steph_s Says:
    April 4th, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    a mammary memoir! (sorry…)

12. jenny Says:
    April 4th, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    RW: i like the way your brain works. i really do.
    steph: BRILLIANT!

13. Don Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 9:56 am

    A bovine-extract imbibing abstract!

14. jenny Says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    don: i knew you’d come through.

15. Cheryl Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 10:54 am

    I’m just impressed by the fancy photo backdrop. Your gallon of milk could totally be America’s next top model.

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