‘Cause I’m Drinking Milk

A progress report:
Day 1.5:
1milk 022
1milk 025

Day 2:
1milk 032
1milk 033

Day 3:
1milk 037
1milk 042

Day 3.5:
1milk 046
1milk 051
1milk 055

15 Responses to “‘Cause I’m Drinking Milk”

  1. kat Says:

    i am mostly concerned by the fact that your milk seems to turn temporarily urine colored.

  2. RW Says:

    One of these damn things is not like the other…

  3. mainja Says:

    where’s the kahlua dammit!?!?!
    brown cow! brown cow! brown cow!

  4. jenny Says:

    kat: no, that’s actually urine. i was testing to see if my calcium levels had increased.
    RW: you, sir, have a good eye! :)
    mainja: i’m a little scared of kahlua. one white russian too many…

  5. Iron Fist Says:

    I’m so proud…
    Hang in there Jenny, you’re in the homestretch now. The say the first half-gallon of milk is always the hardest. I don’t know who says that, it’s just, you know, something I heard.

  6. Dustin Says:

    I won’t lie, for a moment I actually thought you poured a 1 parts beer, 1 parts milk beverage for yourself.

  7. jenny Says:

    iron fist: thanks, v! i think you’re right, though – the first day or two were slow going, but now i feel confident i can do it! milk is my friend.
    dustin: it looks that way, doesn’t it? but no – i’ve just developed a taste for a beer chaser after my milk.

  8. peefer Says:

    A dairy diary!

  9. jenny Says:

    peef: a lactose log! a cow-juice chronicle! a… okay, i’m done, i guess.

  10. RW Says:

    I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! In the first thing there’s a donut and then the donut is gone and the table is empty but the next two show the empty bowl FIRST and only THEN does the cereal fill the bowl so it doesn’t actually go anywhere it just moves from the box to the bowl and so the top sequence should have the donut be not there at first and then suddenly there so that it all makes a kind of milk existential/gestalt type thing until you get to the beer sequence and then the milk either disappears or changes into foam and we all sort of have to take a breath because we feel bad the donut didn’t have a point of origin, it was just sort of there.
    So when are you going to put me out of my misery??

  11. steph_s Says:

    a mammary memoir! (sorry…)

  12. jenny Says:

    RW: i like the way your brain works. i really do. :)
    steph: BRILLIANT!

  13. Don Says:

    A bovine-extract imbibing abstract!

  14. jenny Says:

    don: i knew you’d come through. :)

  15. Cheryl Says:

    I’m just impressed by the fancy photo backdrop. Your gallon of milk could totally be America’s next top model.

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