Opinion Poll/Mystery Photo Quiz
Okay, since I do whatever other bloggers tell me to do (except post pictures of myself in my new boy-cut underwear), I went back on my way home and took a photo of the alleged home pregnancy kit.
But upon closer inspection (and by closer, I mean a sneaky hip shot photo taken while hordes of dogwalkers strolled by), I’m really not so sure.
I once again look to you, internets, to help me determine what this is.
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So with this – the first ever combination Opinion Poll *and* Mystery Photo Quiz – I beg of you… tell me! What the heck is this?
A. Home pregnancy kit – pregnant
B. Home pregnancy kit – not pregnant
C. Broken oral thermometer case
D. Broken anal thermometer case
E. Toothbrush of some sort
F. Broken potato peeler
G. Kazoo
H. Other (please explain)
Filed under: Opinion Poll on April 20th, 2007
April 19th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Sure looks like B. to me. What kind of neighborhood do you LIVE in, young lady?!?
April 19th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Definitely a home pregnancy test. But I haven’t been anywhere near it, so if it’s pregnant, it’s not me. I’m just sayin.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Reminds me of a time a friend of mine was wrecked thinking she was pregnant only to discover 2 days later that her boyfriend had mistakenly bought a home ovulation testing kit. She wasn’t pregnant and they were mighty relieved, but that’s another possiblity (or 2) for your mystery stick.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Damn it! Is that where I dropped it?!
Why not ask the internets “who my baby daddy?”
April 19th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Dear Jenny,
This is your most disturbing post.
Love,
Vivian
April 20th, 2007 at 5:15 am
It’s a silver crayon from a 164-pack crayola set that has been squeezed by an anxious gorilla who didn’t have the patience to fill in the whole spaceship without leaving bare spots so he threw it away and the whole friggin experiment they were running at Lincoln Park is RUINED, I tell you. And it’s all your fault.
Nice going.
April 20th, 2007 at 7:02 am
ash: uhh… didn’t you post an entry about finding sex toys outside your apartment? glass houses…
shari: i’m sure mr. eclectic will be pleased to know that.
claire: okay that? is hysterical!
jessica: you shouldn’t be carrying these around in your back pockets, jess.
vivian: most disturbing post yet. always room for improvement, you know.
RW: how was i supposed to know? they should just stick to teaching gorillas sign language.
April 20th, 2007 at 8:33 am
yeah, thats totally a home pregnancy kit. but since im terribly allergic to hetero-sex, i have no idea how to read one.
April 20th, 2007 at 8:42 am
I think it’s some sort of Pez dispenser from the future.
April 20th, 2007 at 8:57 am
Being a lesbian, I’ve never seen a pregnancy test up close, but I’ve seen them on TV commercials. I think it’s a pregnancy test thingy.
April 20th, 2007 at 9:20 am
steph: that’s mostly just a seasonal allergy for me. i’ve found that benadryl helps.
roy: i now fear the future like never before…
rhea: i get most of my medical knowledge from TV commercials – ask me anything about Lipitor. Really – anything!
April 20th, 2007 at 9:26 am
That’s kind of nasty looking, but I’m proud of you for your stealth photography! I’m going to guess letters A or B or H (nasal laser hair removal tool).
April 20th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I believe that is one of those new stop smoking aids. Clearly the litter-bug decided he liked the real thing better.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I know, I couldn’t stop laughing when they told me that. Their reaction was to head straight for the liquor.
April 20th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
sbukophile: interesting… laser nasal hair remover, you say? sounds painful.
strode: that’s another really good guess. so good that i searched google image for “nicotine inhalers” just to be sure. jury’s still out…
claire: good call!
April 20th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
I kind of looks like a home pregnancy kit that someone used as an anal thermometer.
April 20th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
It kind of …
Oh boy.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
peefer: oh, peefer, honey. you don’t looks like that at all. somebody need a hug? [btw, that might be the most awesomest typo anyone ever made in a comment. what’ll you give me to fix it?]
April 23rd, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Reminds me of a joke.
q: what’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
a: taste.