ANTM + Unicorns = FIERCE!

Sometimes I have days where everyone makes me want to punch them in the ear. Like that guy who almost gave me an appendectomy with his ginormous golf umbrella today while I was walking to work. Were you planning on parting the Red Sea with that thing? And that one lady who kept sneeze-screaming on the train. Seriously? Don’t act like you can’t control that shit.
It’s times like these when you just have to escape… to Planet Unicorn!
Oh, why are there only four episodes?

[and props to jennie at long story short for posting episodes 1 & 2]

12 Responses to “ANTM + Unicorns = FIERCE!”

  1. Hilly Says:

    Hahahaha – I’m a little smitten with Feathers the GayCorn!

  2. Dave2 Says:

    The fact that I am now going to have the Planet Unicorn theme song burned in my brain is ALL YOUR FAULT! The horror!

  3. shari Says:

    And here I didn’t think TC would be getting any featured rolls for awhile…

  4. Jennie Says:

    I want to move to Planet Unicorn. Thank you, 8-year-old-gay boy named Shannon!

  5. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    Gosh, what an important moral. I loved the scene transitions.

  6. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    Gosh, what an important moral. I loved the scene transitions.

  7. jenny Says:

    hilly: i know… he’s dreamy! but i do like cadillac’s little mustache, too.
    dave2: you could almost make that song your own: “Planet Unicorn… daaaaaaaaave!”
    shari: as long as he doesn’t try to convert the planet to scientology, i’m ok with him being there.
    jennie: me too. i could really go for some ambrosia salad right about now.
    sir: people could learn so much if they would just listen to the unicorns.

  8. churlita Says:

    My friend who also lives in Chicago sent me the links to those. Hilarious.
    As far as the scream-sneezing goes? There was a woman who used to work in my office who did that and I always wanted to ask her exactly how much attention she thought she needed.

  9. Tracy Lynn Says:

    The winner- gets candy. The losers-get killed.
    I think I have discovered a new moral code.

  10. claire Says:

    My life is just not the same now that I’ve seen Planet Unicorn. Thank you, Jenny.

  11. jenny Says:

    churlita: your friend in chicago is clearly very cool. and i think sneeze screaming should be punishable by death (after 3 fair warnings).
    tracy lynn: it’s a mantra we should all live by, really.
    claire: pay it forward, claire. pay it forward. ;)

  12. ashbloem Says:

    The theme song is brilliant! “Planet unicorn! Unicorn Planet! REMIIIIIXXXXX!”
    However, possibly nothing compares to the channel101 Yacht Rock series. It’s like two years later and I’m still obessed with it!

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