One rye, two scotches on an empty stomach. Then home to a handful of Cheez-its, a dill pickle spear, and two tablespoons of peanut butter.
I never dreamed my life could be this glamorous, did you?

10 Responses to “Pause”

  1. claire Says:

    I would’ve opted for Cheese Nips, but that’s me. ;)

  2. Hilly Says:

    You’re all glam, baby! I should bring over my tumbler full of wine and join you ;).

  3. shari Says:

    Hey, scotch IS glamorous! And nothing says “Style” like a pickle spear instead of slices.

  4. Don Says:

    This is why us married types so envy you single people.

  5. Dave2 Says:

    I think that’s all the necessary food groups in there… so it sounds like a perfectly good dinner to me!

  6. jenny Says:

    claire: cheese nips, you say? i may have to do a blind taste test.
    hilly: i wish you would! please bring some salty snacks as well, won’t you?
    shari: you know… you really do have a good point. people like me need people like you to make us realize our inner glamour. :)
    don: you don’t get to eat peanut butter straight out of the jar when you get married? that’s b*llsh*t, man! then i’m never getting married, it’s settled!
    dave2: i am hiring you as my life coach, because here i thought i had reached a new low, but you’ve made me realize what a truly healthy person i am.

  7. kat! Says:

    live the dream, jenny. LIVE THE DREAM.

  8. diane Says:

    Hmmm…you failed to mention whether or not you threw up. ;)

  9. Laurel Says:

    As a fellow single gal, I see nothing wrong with that “meal.” (Parmesan goldfish work well too.) And you ate your peanut butter straight-up. Glamorous AND unconventional. Kudos to you, my friend…

  10. steph Says:

    that. is fabulous.

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