Maybe It’s Maybelline

Sometimes Rabbit just wants to feel pretty.

eyes

lips

cheeks

14 Responses to “Maybe It’s Maybelline”

  1. brandon Says:

    this rabbit is smoking hot (depending on what you’re smoking).

  2. Rhea Says:

    Wait a sec. Since when do rabbits have eyebrows?!

  3. asia Says:

    since when do rabbits have lips?

  4. Fiorello La Guardia Says:

    WOW…Rabbit never seems to get wrinkles…what does she use? Please tell me it’s not that expensive stuff from Dr. Perricone….
    Is it Strivectin? Hope in a Jar? Come on, let us know!!!!

  5. Dave2 Says:

    GAH!! When you don’t post Rabbit for a long time then suddenly spring it on us like this unexpectedly, you can cause major psychological damage! We need some kind of Rabbit disclaimer or something…

  6. vahid Says:

    There goes PETA’s credibility — it turns out rabbits like wearing cosmetics!

  7. jenny Says:

    brandon: that rabbit is drinking hot, too, according to this 1/2 box of wine.
    rhea and asia: you two have clearly never seen city rabbits. they have all sorts of parts you’re not used to.
    fiorello: it’s a carrot based lotion.
    dave2: i’m just trying to keep you on your toes in 2008. it’s good for the heart.
    vahid: TOTALLY! i’ve also heard that minks hate having all that fur on them.

  8. Laurel Says:

    Lookin’ all gussied up like that, I guess that explains why rabbits, well, you know… I’m assuming that those products weren’t tested on animals. Is she Maybelline’s new spokesrabbit?

  9. serap Says:

    That is not fair… I’m sure last time we got some kind of warning before sometimes rabbit popped up. Nightmares for me again.
    Ps. nice eyebrows though.

  10. Strode Says:

    Rabbit isn’t nearly as nightmarish in color!

  11. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    I hope rabbit knows to go easy on the eye shadow because too much of that gunk makes a bunny look like a dirty dirty whore.

  12. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    I hope rabbit knows to go easy on the eye shadow because too much of that gunk makes a bunny look like a dirty dirty whore.

  13. jenny Says:

    laurel: they were tested on humans. teen girls, to be precise.
    serap: that’s my new motto for 2008 – never let ‘em see you coming!
    strode: that’s a glass half full attitude!
    sir: sometimes rabbit likes to look trampy, is that so wrong?

  14. Dustin Says:

    Hope rabbit has some perfume to take care of that odor du’ cabbage.

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