We Will Not Negotiate with Terrorists!

I guess now I know what happened to all the Juicy Fruit in the vending machines at work.
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Dave, I know you’re behind this. You’ve taken things too far this time. You can hide behind masks all you want, but if you hurt so much as one stick in that Juicy Fruit’s pack… so help me… well, just don’t do it. C’mon, please? I miss my Juicy Fruit! TAKE ME INSTEAD!

10 Responses to “We Will Not Negotiate with Terrorists!”

  1. NYCWD Says:

    There are some things that should not be messed with. Juicy Fruit is one of those things.
    Someone call Chuck Norris.
    Now.

  2. vahid Says:

    It’s not just our freedom they hate, it’s also that we use so much more Juicy Fruit than the rest of the free world, as well. Bastards.

  3. shari Says:

    Aaaaaugh, the humanity! Save the Juicy Fruit!!

  4. jenny Says:

    NYCWD: i don’t know… this is serious enough to warrant resurrecting charles bronson to kick some major ass.
    vahid: it’s true! you know what? they can have my juicy fruit when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!
    shari: look away. just look away – it’s too awful.

  5. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    *rends garments, shakes fists at heavens*
    DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!
    *realizes error, rends what’s left of garments, shakes fists, etc.*
    OSAMA!!!! I MEANT OSAMA!!!! DAMN!!!!

  6. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    *rends garments, shakes fists at heavens*
    DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!
    *realizes error, rends what’s left of garments, shakes fists, etc.*
    OSAMA!!!! I MEANT OSAMA!!!! DAMN!!!!

  7. Avitable Says:

    Send in the Tic Tac Marines!

  8. martymankins Says:

    Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve been over here. Somehow your feed reader got removed from my Google Reader list. It’s not added back in.
    Juicy Fruit rocks. It’s the best sugar loaded non-bubble gum gum out there.
    Don’t let them take it away!

  9. Dave Says:

    Bwa ha ha ha ha Our demands must be met! (psst.. hey y’all.. Got any ideas about what the demands should be?)

  10. Dustin Says:

    Maybe you could form a coalition.
    I hear Poland is down for that sort of thing.

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