Separated at Birth

Me: Hey Nat, look at this picture from Cute Overload – a friend of mine told me it looks like Pickles. Don’t you think it looks just like him?
Natasha: That kitten is cute. It looks nothing like Pickles.
Me: What are you talking about? The giant head, little tail… it’s a dead ringer!
Natasha: No, Pickles is a dead ringer for that crazy plastic surgery cat lady.
[via awful plastic surgery]
Natasha: I won’t.
Natasha: Nope.
Me: You and I are not on speaking terms right now.

17 Responses to “Separated at Birth”

  1. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    Sweet merciful Jeebus. Why?

  2. You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

    Sweet merciful Jeebus. Why?

  3. sizzle Says:

    that’s really that woman’s face!?
    the horror!
    i do not think i will be able to eat my breakfast.

  4. Dave2 Says:

    I’m going to go sob quietly in a corner somewhere. Seeing that photo this early in the morning is more than I can take!

  5. Jennie! Says:

    I am so scared right now.

  6. shari Says:

    Auggggggggh! That woman looks nothing like the kitten OR Pickles. That woman looks like a nightmare. Please, bring back Sometimes Rabbit.

  7. jenny Says:

    sir: these are the kinds of questions that have no answers. we must simply accept.
    sizzle: sorry… maybe i should’ve posted a warning?
    dave2: wow! this is getting a more violent reaction than sometimes rabbit ever has! a new record.
    jennie!: shhh, shhh… it’ll be okay. scary cat lady was just a bad dream. that’s all. she can’t hurt you now.
    shari: thank you! pickles doesn’t look like her AT ALL! what if i morphed her face with sometimes rabbit’s? AAAARRGH! i just scared myself.

  8. dee-dee Says:

    i was so sick when i read this…

  9. heather anne Says:

    Whoa. That woman is scarier than the bunny head.

  10. churlita Says:

    Oh my god! My eyes are burning. Make it stop, make it stop!

  11. claire Says:

    Damn. I’m not on speaking terms with Natasha now either.
    But then it was you that posted that horrible plastic surgery pic… hmm. My mind’s eye is (hopefully only temporarily) scarred.

  12. diane Says:

    Hmmm. That woman kinda looks like Tawny Kittain.

  13. Tracy Lynn Says:

    I’m with Nat. And now, I must go bleach my brain.

  14. jenny Says:

    dee-dee: let this be a lesson to you – don’t get plastic surgery!
    heather anne: i think i may have found my halloween costume idea…
    churlita: quick! to the eye wash station!
    claire: we should all give natasha the big freeze out. it was just uncalled for.
    diane: yes, if tawny’s face had been placed in a microwave on “defrost” for 3 minutes…
    tracy lynn: traitor! who’s the real victim here? *i* am! i’m just telling you what she told me – don’t shoot the messenger.

  15. serap Says:

    I actually do think that the cute kitten and pickles look a little alike… maybe pickles is the cute kitten’s evil twin brother? I can’t stop staring at that freaky plastic surgery woman… I want to stop… but I can’t… its so… morbidly fascinating (unlike sometimes rabbit, which is just plan scary, please don’t bring it back!!).

  16. Strode Says:

    Did that woman have her surgery done at TequilaCon 07? If not, maybe she should have! I doubt even drunken bloggers can do worse. Eww..

  17. jenny Says:

    serap: thank you for backing me up on that! it really is hard to look away from her, isn’t it?
    strode: seriously – her plastic surgeon(s) should be shot!

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