Separated at Birth
Me: Hey Nat, look at this picture from Cute Overload – a friend of mine told me it looks like Pickles. Don’t you think it looks just like him?
Natasha: That kitten is cute. It looks nothing like Pickles.
Me: What are you talking about? The giant head, little tail… it’s a dead ringer!
Natasha: No, Pickles is a dead ringer for that crazy plastic surgery cat lady.
[via awful plastic surgery]
Me: YOU TAKE IT BACK!
Natasha: I won’t.
Me: I SAID TAKE IT BACK!
Natasha: Nope.
Me: You and I are not on speaking terms right now.
Filed under: General on October 24th, 2007
October 24th, 2007 at 8:09 am
Sweet merciful Jeebus. Why?
October 24th, 2007 at 8:09 am
Sweet merciful Jeebus. Why?
October 24th, 2007 at 8:37 am
that’s really that woman’s face!?
the horror!
i do not think i will be able to eat my breakfast.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:13 am
GAH!
I’m going to go sob quietly in a corner somewhere. Seeing that photo this early in the morning is more than I can take!
October 24th, 2007 at 10:17 am
I am so scared right now.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Auggggggggh! That woman looks nothing like the kitten OR Pickles. That woman looks like a nightmare. Please, bring back Sometimes Rabbit.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
sir: these are the kinds of questions that have no answers. we must simply accept.
sizzle: sorry… maybe i should’ve posted a warning?
dave2: wow! this is getting a more violent reaction than sometimes rabbit ever has! a new record.
jennie!: shhh, shhh… it’ll be okay. scary cat lady was just a bad dream. that’s all. she can’t hurt you now.
shari: thank you! pickles doesn’t look like her AT ALL! what if i morphed her face with sometimes rabbit’s? AAAARRGH! i just scared myself.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
i was so sick when i read this…
October 24th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Whoa. That woman is scarier than the bunny head.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Oh my god! My eyes are burning. Make it stop, make it stop!
October 24th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Damn. I’m not on speaking terms with Natasha now either.
But then it was you that posted that horrible plastic surgery pic… hmm. My mind’s eye is (hopefully only temporarily) scarred.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Hmmm. That woman kinda looks like Tawny Kittain.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I’m with Nat. And now, I must go bleach my brain.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
dee-dee: let this be a lesson to you – don’t get plastic surgery!
heather anne: i think i may have found my halloween costume idea…
churlita: quick! to the eye wash station!
claire: we should all give natasha the big freeze out. it was just uncalled for.
diane: yes, if tawny’s face had been placed in a microwave on “defrost” for 3 minutes…
tracy lynn: traitor! who’s the real victim here? *i* am! i’m just telling you what she told me – don’t shoot the messenger.
October 25th, 2007 at 4:08 am
I actually do think that the cute kitten and pickles look a little alike… maybe pickles is the cute kitten’s evil twin brother? I can’t stop staring at that freaky plastic surgery woman… I want to stop… but I can’t… its so… morbidly fascinating (unlike sometimes rabbit, which is just plan scary, please don’t bring it back!!).
October 25th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Did that woman have her surgery done at TequilaCon 07? If not, maybe she should have! I doubt even drunken bloggers can do worse. Eww..
October 25th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
serap: thank you for backing me up on that! it really is hard to look away from her, isn’t it?
strode: seriously – her plastic surgeon(s) should be shot!